What is common between Zindagi Ka Safar & Women? Koi Samjha Nahi... Koi Jaana Nahi!
Teacher: What do you call a pig with three eyes? Pappu: Piiig.
Rajnikanth knows what women really want.
Santa: I was a dude before marrying. Banta: And what are you now? Santa: Now I'm subdued!